AGW or HGW?

Anthropogenic or heliocentric?

8000 scientists at CERN (the world’s largest particle physics laboratory and the place where the Internet began) say "the sun plays a large role in modulating the quantity of cosmic rays reaching the upper atmosphere of the Earth." Cosmic rays help clouds to form (through some process called ion-induced nucleation, google it) which have a large effect on the global temperatures.

My, oh my, Mister Goracle, who woulda thunk that some little thing like the Sun would have some impact on Earth, I mean it's so far away and all.